Good luck.

Life is life.

Parents:Hey lets go to Florida for our summer vacation!
Me:*le watching news*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:Nah fuq dat.
— 2 days ago with 3 notes

assachusetts:

You’re not really my friend unless you’ve seen me naked

Or just my butt 

(via donisthecoolest)

— 3 days ago with 9 notes

A ghost could be humping you right now and you would never know

(Source: godsquito, via emmaawee)

— 4 days ago with 17653 notes